Thursday, December 06, 2007

8 on the 8th (hopefully not 8 degrees)

I hate being cold, and I'm usually cold for 5 months out of the year, so you can imagine how cheery I am these days. I walk around the house with a blanket around me, write love letters to the inventor of Polartec, and recently considered letting my leg hair grow out in the winter for the extra insulation. (With those three points, you can just imagine that my sexiness quotient is off the charts.) When I see women in those trim little winter coats, I wish I could be so stylish, but instead I wear a giant black parka that would be suitable in Antarctica and makes me look like the "I-can't-move-my-arms!" kid in A Christmas Story. I might not be cold, but I'm not cool, either.

I told my husband the other day that what I want most in the world is Man Circulation. How come he can walk around the house in a t-shirt when I'm wearing twelve layers? Is there a procedure that will give me Man Circulation? It's just not right. If I can't have Man Circulation, I want a thermal bra. (Size small, Brian, and any color will do.)

So today when I looked at the thermometer, I groaned to see it was in the teens. Today is a running day, and I did the treadmill yesterday, so I really felt like I needed to do the road today. I tried to will the temperature above 20, but no luck. I ran in 17 degrees. I've run in colder, but once you dip below 20, it all starts to feel the same and I start to worry about my teeth cracking from frozen saliva. I don't know if that happens outside the Arctic, but I worry about it nonetheless.

The cold is supposed to continue for a few days, so I need some extra motivation to leave the house at all, let alone for a run. The blog Notes of a Non-Runner is calling for folks to run 8 miles on December 8th, which I was planning to do anyway, so I'm happy to be part of the movement, so to speak. Then, the group runs for DFMC start the following week, when the post-run buffet will be enough to get me out there.

6 comments:

Life As I Know It said...

I hear ya'. I'm cold for half of the year too. Pretty much wearing fleece from now until April.

hey, I'm married to a Brian too...

Kristina Pinto said...

Now that's just creepy. Are you currently making yourself your "it's not 5pm, but hey, it's dark out"-cocktail to get you through to bedtime? If so, we might be living parallel lives.

flatfoot freddie (fer da' hitman) said...

i'm not actually married to a "brian" ; but, i do know one... he lives somewhere in texas. actually i'm married to a "mary" and have been for a long time. i like mary's better than brian's. just a personal choice. anywho, i love the post; check out our site and blog sometime. i'd love to link this blog to ours.
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Helen said...

Unfortunately leg hair does not help--I have tried. I practically sleep in full length skiing socks...:)

our little world said...

Glad you are doing the 8 on the 8th! Sorry I haven't done the tag...I don't have that many blogs to tag b/c I'm such a lurker! : )

Non-Runner Nancy said...

Swear to God, I was at a bar last night and there was a woman in a teeny tiny brown mini and heels and one of those teeny tiny mini coats. It was 18 degrees!! I'm thinking, clearly she has circulation that is much different than mine (even if I looked that good!)

Glad to have for the 8!! Heard you are insipiring Brians to participate too! WOO HOO!!